what these words really mean in yearly appraisal report

If your supervisor writes in your appraisal report that you have good communication skills and leadership quality, don't be so happy because he is a liar.  Just take a look at what these words really mean in yearly appraisal report


1. Outgoing personality - always going out of the office
2. Great presentation skills - able to bullshit
3. Good communication skills - spends a lot of time on phone
4. Work is first priority - too shame to get a date
5. Active socially - drinks a lot
6. Independent worker - nobody knows what he/she does
7. Quick thinking - offers plausible excuses
8. Careful thinking - never makes a decision
9. Logical thinking on difficult jobs - get someone else to do it
10. Express themselves well - always speak shamelessly for not
     accepting responsibility
11. Meticulous attention to detail - a nit picker
12. Has leadership quality - is tall or has a loud voice
13. Exceptionally good judgement - just a bit of luck with him
14. Keen sense of humour - knows a lot of dirty jokes
15. Career-minded - in serious debt and needs money to repay
16. Loyal - can't get a better job else where
17. Plans for promotion/advancement - always offers drinks to the boss
18. Of great value to the company - just get to work on time
19 Relaxed attitude - sleeps at desks
20. Exercise sound judgement - the situation is not too diffcult to handle