Dying for a Job

Who dare to write such a letter for a job?

Dear Sir,

Application for Employment

I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your Company and hereby apply for the replacement  of the deceased Manager.

Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.

Attached to this letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate.

Yours faithfully,

(xxx yyy zzzz) 

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